It takes a surprising amount of intelligence to be this stupid.

The Bloggess

Victor and I are both giant fans of all things sci-fi but it drives him nuts that I once *cough*  mixed up the names of Star Trek and Star Wars, so now I do it on purpose.  This lead to a series of text messages I sent him today which he did not think were funny.  I disagree.  I think they are very funny but only if you get all of the weird, mangled references to Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, Star Trek, Buck Rogers, etc.  If you don’t watch these shows then you won’t find this funny because you won’t understand it.  If you do watch these shows you probably won’t find this funny because you’ll be screaming at me for fucking them up so badly.  Either way, everyone loses.  But it makes me laugh so I’m posting it.  I’m so, so sorry.

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Enter Password

Reality bites.  Life doesn’t hand you a manual.  You just have to figure things out on your own or with the help of others who also haven’t come across the same manual you are looking for.

I learned a lot of lessons, and one of these is that the best things are free and fun.

Plus, you don’t need a password; you just need to live life as it is.

 

As red as it gets…..

Of course it helps to at least own a great pair of shoes…………