Victor and I are both giant fans of all things sci-fi but it drives him nuts that I once *cough* mixed up the names of Star Trek and Star Wars, so now I do it on purpose. This lead to a series of text messages I sent him today which he did not think were funny. I disagree. I think they are very funny but only if you get all of the weird, mangled references to Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, Star Trek, Buck Rogers, etc. If you don’t watch these shows then you won’t find this funny because you won’t understand it. If you do watch these shows you probably won’t find this funny because you’ll be screaming at me for fucking them up so badly. Either way, everyone loses. But it makes me laugh so I’m posting it. I’m so, so sorry.